Don't know, but I'm pretty sure I have a pink post hole digger in my pocket.
Don't know, but I'm pretty sure I have a pink post hole digger in my pocket.
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I don't get it. What do lawn mowers have to do with Wilkinson razors?
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All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
So, what you guy's are saying is that the pink lawnmowers are made by the same people that make the pink APU's. Now I get it. With the APU attached to the lawnmower the woman will shave her babushka. This of course, is just a guess.
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Have you ever heard the joke about the Punk girl and the "stay off the grass" tattoo?
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I think one of her sisters had the Washington and Lincoln tattoos on her thighs, her other sister had the "If you can read this you're too damn close" braille tatoo.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Hmmm. That may well be. Here's one variant of the joke I had in mind:I think one of her sisters had the Washington and Lincoln tattoos on her thighs, her other sister had the "If you can read this you're too damn close" braille tatoo.A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery !
When she was completely dis-robed and on the operating table, the staff noticed that her publc hair had been dyed green, and above there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass".
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said,
"Sorry, had to mow the lawn !!"
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC
Cutch 300!!!!!
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
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