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    Orca Whisperer n2ize's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    Probably let one rip as you wrote that? Oui?
    They don't rip if you cut them properly.
    I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.

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    ^^^ That's a gem. Take a bow, John!
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    Quote Originally Posted by n2ize View Post
    They don't rip if you cut them properly.
    Bwaaa..........
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    dc al fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by n2ize View Post
    They don't rip if you cut them properly.
    Ha! You're not on a ham radio site if somebody doesn't take the old fart cutmudgeon point of view.

    "Bacon, Beans and Limousines"
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    And here I sit all broken hearted.
    Went to crap and only farted..

    Bob..VK3ZL..

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    Quote Originally Posted by VK3ZL View Post
    And here I sit all broken hearted.
    Went to crap and only farted..

    Bob..VK3ZL..
    Humility, in some circles, is considered to be a character building trait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VK3ZL View Post
    And here I sit all broken hearted.
    Went to crap and only farted..

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    Geez, we're a crude lot, aint we....

    Bob..VK3ZL..

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    2 Blokes (Japanese and American) are playing golf. The Japanese guy is getting ready to tee off and suddenly starts talking to his thumb.

    American bloke says: "What you doin?"


    "Oh, don't worry, with Microtechnology I have a Microphone in my thumb. I was just recording a message."


    The 2 men carry on golfing, but all of a sudden the American man makes a funny sound, that amazingly sounds like a fart. The Japanese man looks over at him. 'Oh,' says the American. "Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VK3ZL View Post
    Geez, we're a crude lot, aint we....

    Bob..VK3ZL..
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