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    SK Member 5/14/15 rot's Avatar
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    Could be an invaluable teaching tool at the high school level.
    As with the Sodium-Water demo in chemistry to break the ice and produce the "Wowsas, Lit teachers could let one rip as a prep to Chaucer's work.
    Just as a thought...no actual data on the latter, since in prior grades the notion generally led to the "Quit laughin or leave the room" type situations.
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    Well, while we're on the odiferous subject...
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    I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and you're father... smelled... of elderberries!
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    :rofl:
    Classic stuff.
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    And now... the master of the art form:

    The Fartiste

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    Quote Originally Posted by ab1ga View Post
    And now... the master of the art form:

    The Fartiste
    I'm awestruck.

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    No, but i might know where to find some Hallicrafters and other old gear....
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    I never found farting or fart jokes particularly amusing. As a matter of fact I consider those who cut them in public to be quite rude. I mean for Pete's sake, if you think you're gonna cut one head to a bathroom and cut it privately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by n2ize View Post
    I never found farting or fart jokes particularly amusing. As a matter of fact I consider those who cut them in public to be quite rude. I mean for Pete's sake, if you think you're gonna cut one head to a bathroom and cut it privately.
    Probably let one rip as you wrote that? Oui?
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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
    Probably let one rip as you wrote that? Oui?
    They don't rip if you cut them properly.
    I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.

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