Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 40

Thread: I farted

  1. #1
    "Island Bartender" KG4CGC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    EM84ru, Easley SC
    Posts
    51,716

    I farted

    and now my nutz itch ...

  2. #2
    SK Member 5/14/15 rot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Henderson,NC
    Posts
    3,374
    My nuts itched first, and then I farted.
    These are confusing times.
    "In the field of opportunity, it's plowing time again."
    N.Young

  3. #3
    Anti-Winlink Warlord ki4itv's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    6,795
    New wives tale.

    If your nutz itch...somebody's probably talkin' shit behind your back.

    "Bacon, Beans and Limousines"
    "Actually, it's a Democratic Republic; Democratic comes first".
    Please don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is obviously me, But my attitude depends largely upon you.

  4. #4
    Conch Master W5GA's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Posts
    8,550
    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    and now my nutz itch ...
    Was there a Bic involved?
    When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence. — GARY LLOYD

    The nation we live in is the nation we have built by design, each successive generation raising the wall of tyranny a little higher. - Chris Griffin

  5. #5
    Pope Carlo l NQ6U's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Maritime Mobile
    Posts
    30,083
    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    and now my nutz itch ...
    Stop eating fiberglass.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

  6. #6
    Forum Addict w3bny's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Undisclosed solar powered burrow in Southern Maryland
    Posts
    3,115
    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Stop eating fiberglass.
    Yeah...switch to Rosarita refrieds!
    Yeah...I'm a furry...Deal with it!

  7. #7
    "Island Bartender" KG4CGC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    EM84ru, Easley SC
    Posts
    51,716
    I should probably soak them.

  8. #8
    Orca Whisperer W3WN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Castle Shannon, PA
    Posts
    19,682
    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    and now my nutz itch ...
    You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    "The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney


    “Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders

  9. #9
    "Island Bartender" KG4CGC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    EM84ru, Easley SC
    Posts
    51,716
    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    You haven't been eating Top Ramen again, have you?
    Wouldn't touch the stuff unless all other choices were exhausted and it was life or death. Fried glutenous goo of questionable ingredients and fear of becoming an obsessed collector with a penchant to tell ridiculous tales and turning my wife chaste keeps me distanced from the mysterious concoction.

    I should thank the man I remotely refer to for helping come to such a decision.
    Last edited by KG4CGC; 05-04-2011 at 12:46 PM. Reason: rat bastards

  10. #10
    Orca Whisperer W3WN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Castle Shannon, PA
    Posts
    19,682
    I have no idea whatsoever of whom you refer. Which reminds me, seen any black widow spiders around?
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    "The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney


    “Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •