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    No Black Widows but quite a bit of those jumping spiders. They don't build a web so much as they jump their prey and paralyze them and drag them bag to their lair. They have huge eyes as far as spiders go and make for interesting photographic subjects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    I have no idea whatsoever of whom you refer. Which reminds me, seen any black widow spiders around?
    I've opened up at least a dozen SX-88s and every one of them was packed with them!

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    Who would these fartles bear, with a bare bodkin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Who would these fartles bear, with a bare bodkin?
    Way to go, Shakespeare.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Way to go, Shakespeare.


    http://craftastrophe.net/category/la...ieces/page/11/ Possible NSFW

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    I should probably soak them.
    Hope you mean from the inside. The other way would be a waste of [what I hope is] fine scotch!

    Profound, existential question of the day....

    What is so f'ing funny about farts? I can't help but laugh at farts or fart jokes. Yet, farting is no more inherently funny as an eye blink or sneeze. Cuz they smell? Shit smells worse but it's not nearly as funny as a fart.

    The other question is, how do you divide a fart into 12 parts? :chin:
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Wouldn't touch the stuff unless all other choices were exhausted and it was life or death. Fried glutenous goo of questionable ingredients and fear of becoming an obsessed collector with a penchant to tell ridiculous tales and turning my wife chaste keeps me distanced from the mysterious concoction.

    I should thank the man I remotely refer to for helping come to such a decision.
    :rofl::rofl:
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    Quote Originally Posted by W1GUH View Post
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    The other question is, how do you divide a fart into 12 parts? :chin:
    The same way Arnold Schoenberg did. :)

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    Wiki's got a whole article about fart jokes....er... flatulence humor.

    Guess fart jokes have been around since the dawn of civilization...


    It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
    From here.

    So the oldest known joke is a fart joke. I'll be....
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    I think there are more ways to describe the sound of farts that any other aspect of it. George Carlin had a lot to say about farts.

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