A long time favorite of mine is the "calibrated metric hammer".
A long time favorite of mine is the "calibrated metric hammer".
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Back in high school we rated breast sizes in "hermies." 1 Hermie = 1 mouthful.
Last edited by W1GUH; 05-03-2011 at 12:23 PM.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
There's a metric fskc ton, and the english fsck ton. Both are larger than a shitload.
A related subject...
Any one ever use any gnats ass-grease? It is the slickest substance known to mankind, it will let you shove a fencepost up a gnats ass with out tearing it....
Tighten it until it breaks, then back it off 1/4 turn.....