I don't ride anything anymore. Too much of a chore.

Mac vs. PC: The stereotypes may be true
The report found that 67% of Mac users have a college or advanced degree, as opposed to 54% of PC users. Mac loyalists are 80% more likely than PC users to be vegetarians, and, unlike PC fans, would rather ride a Vespa scooter than a Harley.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/web/04/...ex.html?hpt=T2