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    CB Lies

    I remember some of the myths that I and a few friends used to perpetrate on unsuspecting CB'ers.

    Case and point. We were trying to discourage a rather naive local CB'er from becoming too ambitious and running illegal power (although many of us did) and ultimately getting him off the air altogether. Of the myths were...

    1) Exploding capacitors. We instructed him to avoid buying a linear as they come equipped with deadly electrolytic capacitors. As these capacitors age the oils inside build up "Nitro" which will eventually detonate killing the operator and destroying the neighborhood.

    2) "GRIP Conditions". Similar to skywave "skip" conditions there was "GRIP"... ground propagation where the signal penetrates the earth and travels the world via the bedrock and mantle of inner earth. We told him that the best way to take advantage of superb, year round GRIP was to dig a very deep hole and bury his antenna as deep underground as he could manage. The deeper the better.

    3) "Voltage backup"... Use of a linear amplifier can result in an unstable voltage equlibrium as capacitors build up millions of joules of raw electrical energy. Eventually this energy creates a "super EMF" condition and backs millions of voilts into the power system, blowing out the buildings wiring, blasting into the powerlines and blowing out lines and transformers for miles. WWe also explained that in every case of "Voltage backup" the operator of the amp was sued by the power company and was forced to pay millions of dollars for replacement of the electrical infrastructure.

    We had at least a dozen more fibs including a new ultra tough FCC enforcement campaign that rivaled the rise of the Third Reich. We were bad.
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    Good GRIP conditions on 11m yesterday. I talked to a guy in China but everything he said came out upside down.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Good GRIP conditions on 11m yesterday. I talked to a guy in China but everything he said came out upside down.
    2 ways to fix that. Either bury the antenna upside down to compensate for the upside down signal or, simply invert the radio when conversing with China.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Good GRIP conditions on 11m yesterday. I talked to a guy in China but everything he said came out upside down.
    He must have been on the other side of the record. I'd better check...
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    Do moonbounce signals travel upwards in both directions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Rated View Post
    Do moonbounce signals travel upwards in both directions?
    yup


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    some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    He must have been on the other side of the record. I'd better check...
    Play it backwards to reveal the hidden message.
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    Quote Originally Posted by n2ize View Post
    Play it backwards to reveal the hidden message.
    Paul is dead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by W5GA View Post
    Paul is dead?
    no i am not....lol


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