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    VooDoo Sex Rite Sparks 5 Alarm Inferno

    Apparently things got too hot to handle. Not to mention at least 3 Darwin Award nominees in this story.

    "She told them [fire marshals] that while she was having sex, she was getting aroused, she was getting into it and she didn't realize that their activity had knocked over some of the candles around the bed," the source said.

    The candles ignited linen and clothes on the floor, and the room quickly caught fire.

    "The sex must have been so good they didn't see it coming," said one law-enforcement source. "Maybe they should have practiced safe sex."
    1 Dead, 100 Homeless.

    Things never seem to change in Brooklyn...

    Last Saturday's fatal Brooklyn fire started by voodoo sex rite

    Pix Here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Someone paint an X on that bitch.
    She does kick.
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    The best ones are opened with a smile"

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Someone paint an X on that bitch.
    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    She does kick.
    :rofl: Damned you guys are good. Quick too!
    “The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
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    Hedley Lamarr: Now: Go do that voodoo that you do so well!
    ...and she paid HIM $300 to have sex with her? Dang, I AM in the wrong line of work...
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

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    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 300!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    ...and she paid HIM $300 to have sex with her? Dang, I AM in the wrong line of work...
    No kidding. How does one get a job like that anyway?
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    No kidding. How does one get a job like that anyway?
    Well... if you saw that picture of her, and granted not exactly the most flattering one available...

    on second thought, let's stop right now and not go there.
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    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 300!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    Well... if you saw that picture of her, and granted not exactly the most flattering one available...

    on second thought, let's stop right now and not go there.
    Yeah, but for $300...
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Yeah, but for $300...
    I am reminded of a joke regarding a British statesman or playwright (I've heard it both ways) and a distinguished woman he was talking to at a party.

    "We've already determined THAT, now we are just haggling over price!"
    “Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019

    BAN THE DH!

    Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
    Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.

    Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC

    Cutch 300!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    She does kick.
    They'll be a lot of kicking alright. They're gonna kick her ass right into JAIL !!
    I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.

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