The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What's the difference between purple and pink?
The grip.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch!
And a bunch more: http://www.funcage.com/joke/adult-jo...que-jokes.html
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
I often wondered where the Brits got Yankee from...
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
Kick his sister in the jaw...... priceless!
KD8EFQ ~ "With MFJ one might as well stand outside during the worst possible calamity and wair for death."
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
The same way we Welsh do...............
KD8EFQ ~ "With MFJ one might as well stand outside during the worst possible calamity and wair for death."
I thought the definition of yankee varied depending on where you are in relation to the Mason-Dixon line.
(same thing applies to the term "Relative Humidity")
Honorary Old Fart
Dirty Old Mans club Junior Auxillary
(Dirty Old Man in waiting)
Get off My Lawn.
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4 out of 5 Seniors Prefer the taste
of Alpo over other leading National Brands
I dare not contemplate what it would mean to be a "proud Yankee".Originally Posted by kd8dey
Show off!
LOL!
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
I said I didn't want to contemplate it, and now you have!
Bartender, some Pennzoil and prune juice, dash of lemon. That'll burn the image from my eyes, if not my mind.
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
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