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    I want to wring a fusking dogs neck

    The only thing is, Is that there's three of those damned Chihuahua's running around and I don't know which one it is that keeps pissing in my tennis shoe
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    Drop the chalupa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by N8YX View Post
    Drop the chalupa.
    Not yet thankfully
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    Place the shoes in the floor and wait till all three dogs are in the room. Then reach for the shoes.
    The one that runs to hide is probably the one you should whip it out and piss on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kd8dey View Post
    The only thing is, Is that there's three of those damned Chihuahua's running around and I don't know which one it is that keeps pissing in my tennis shoe
    Have you asked them nicely?

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    I suspect that they are passing off the pleasure in a circle, each one performing the task just to piss you off. What have you done to them? You may as well 'fess up.
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    Call in Dick Cheney. He has a way with dogs. Or, at least, their dissected hearts.
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    Dog logic : If you can't eat it or screw it , piss on it . I swear I had a flowchart for that somewhere.....
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