I dunno about you guys, but I sure enjoy not being on fire. At any given time, there are at least 4,000 people in the world that prefer to not be on fire. Those are pretty good numbers in my book.
Lets take a moment to move away from our daily drama and hear some stories from people that have actually been on fire. How/why did it happen? What can you suggest other people do to avoid the same fate?
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
I would answer this.. But I have to put out the goldfish. It is on fire.
(I think the cat fire got to it)
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
Well I must be one of the 4,000 then. I can definitely tell you I would really not like to be in an SUV. Those things roll and get blowd up. Fire just ain't me. Must be a Libby thing.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
Look at all the images of fire in this image of fire.
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
I ain't never been on fire. I got blowed up once but I got better.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
You got blowd up two? I got blowd up three. That was be four nine-eleven.Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
Last edited by N2NH; 01-28-2011 at 11:32 PM.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
Does pouring a shot of Everclear on a fire helmet that is currently strapped to your head and igniting it count?
I am surprised at such a sudden deterioration in a woman whose only ailment was a lazy anus.
remember always to were fire retardant clothing while welding....
a lesson learned the hard way.
a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Stop, drop and roll, preferably with a blanket or a rug?
Those invisible racing fuel fires are scary... seen a driver writhing from it once.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
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