Sitting here daydreaming as usual..
Pondering these two intellectual puzzlers which sort of don't quite make sense but conjure amazing flashes of imagination...
If vegetarians eat vegetables then what to humanitarians eat ??
If olives are crushed to make olive oil, how do they make baby oil ??
Jeannie tells me I should be in a straight jacket but I believe these and other similar questions are plainly logical...:chin::chin:
Bob..VK3ZL..
What's in a name Bob?
You just proved, nothing deductable ;)
At least you made me laugh this morning, thanks for that ;)
"If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop
telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“I’m not liberal/conservative, I’m anti-idiotarian.”
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution
Reminds me of a Ziggy cartoon:
He's holding an aerosol can up with the top depressed.
On the can are the words Bug Spray.
Coming out is an ever larger growing stream of bugs.
Do infants have as much fun in the infantry as adults do in adultery?
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Last edited by W3WN; 01-27-2011 at 02:35 PM.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
If fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway???
a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Son: "Dad, can I have $30.00 to go to the mall?"
Dad: "Sure, but only if you can spell money for me."
S: "Ok, m-o-n-e-y. Now gimme my $30.00."
D: "Not so fast. It's spelled m-o-f-n-e-y."
S: "But Dad, there's no "F" in money."
D: "My point exactly, now get your ass out there and mow the damn lawn."
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