Haggis

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I hope you Scots descendants have managed to procure a Haggis as tomorrow is Burns Night. Knowing that the importation of meat products to the USA is strictly controlled and anything containing sheep's lungs is banned, perhaps the nice Canadians have been able to smuggle some in for you. Eating haggis hasn't done the Scots any harm but items with lungs and liver may be distasteful to many Americans:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12261123

I hope you can find the link OK, my new thread went tits-up when I entered it,
here's another:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8480795.stm