Thanks to BestBuy, I just blew three hours working on a laptop. Long story follows...
So the boss comes home from her church choir's holiday party and tells me a tale of woe about one of the older ladies in the choir. Seems she bought a new laptop from BestBuy, and can't get it to work on NetZero (some of you already know where this is going). GeekSquad, despite promises made to her at time of purchase, have told her that she'll have to pay $$$ for them to look at it.
Now she was supposed to drop it off before choir practice tonight and let me work on it. Practice got cancelled due to weather, so instead, she visited with the boss.
Very nice Lenovo laptop was purchased in August. August! And they strung her along for months trying to get her to pay for service. Add in her getting telephone "help" from her sons in Florida... ugly situation. And I get to step right into the middle of it.
First thing I do is put the laptop on the home network. Found McAfee on it, wouldn't authenticate or verify or whatever the hell it does, ditched it and put Avast! on it. Clean scan. Also installed Office 2010 for her... seems it came with a trial, which expired, and part of their "help" was to sell her a new copy at full retail. Nice.
Now... time to look over the modem to find out why she can't dial into NetZero. Yes, I said modem and dial. She doesn't have Internet access at her home any other way.
Guess yet what the problem is? Yup. No modem. Gee... no WONDER she couldn't dial in. And the GeekSquad was going to charge her in advance to configure something that wasn't there?
She thought she had a modem, see, there's a phone jack on the side! Yeah, only it's an RJ-45 ethernet jack. But the sales schmuck told her... never mind. Clearly she got taken.
Can I give her a modem out of my stash? If only. No serial port. No PCMCIA slot. Only two --TWO -- USB ports. Great.
Quick trip to BB. Different sales schmuck tries to talk us out of a USB modem... "You mean for DIAL UP?" I gave him a dirty look. Told him what happened; he told me that it wasn't possible that BB wouldn't sell a modem or a laptop w/o one to someone on dial-up. Sure. But could he get us a discount on the $49.94 ones that had? You can quit laughing now.
Well, she took off a little while ago. Modem works, she can dial in to get her email... she's been paying NetZero's monthly fee for FOUR MONTHS and no access, lovely. She's happy.
I did try to explain that she can get DSL service from Verizon (she's retired and on a tight budget) for less than she's probably paying NZ. She's thinking about it.
I also asked her if she knew any of her neighbors. The machine has wireless built in (detected my LAN with no problem), so I figure that if she can get permission, she can just piggyback on another LAN in her building. Turns out... she doesn't know a soul amongst the other dozen or so condo owners. Sad.
Makes you really wonder, though, about some of these sales bozos. How can you be told that someone uses dial-up to access their email, and then sell them a laptop without a modem? Or at least make sure she has a modem to go? How can you then not only fail to provide any support promised, but have your people tell her sight unseen that it will cost $$$ to configure a NON EXISTENT modem? How can you do all this... and look in the mirror or sleep at night?
But... all's well. She's set up, the boss is happy, and I've done my good deed for the day. Who needs to work DX anyway?