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    When does digestion start

    Here is a tricky question for you.

    When does digestion start? The winner will enjoy Jello shots served in Gretchen's navel.
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    Saliva...
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    Hello.

    Depending on the food, even before you eat it.
    Bacteria are breaking down food as you are shopping for it.

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    I will stop y'all when the right answer is given. So far, game on.
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    If you're a liberal, digestion starts somewhere early in the second trimester. If you're a conservative, digestion starts at conception...

    What? Digestion? Oh, sorry. It starts in your mouth--saliva starts breaking down carbohydrates almost immediately.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Digestion begins with mastication.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N7RJD View Post
    Digestion begins with mastication.
    Hey, you can't say mastication here! This is a fucking family-oriented site!
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Hey, you can't say mastication here! This is a fucking family-oriented site!
    Mastication is a family oriented word. Had I not begun with a little nibbling and chewing I wouldn't have a family.

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    Digestion begins with the eyes and nose.
    Digestion starts at conception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Digestion begins with the eyes and nose.
    Digestion starts at conception.
    There is your winner. Digestion starts with smell. When you smell something cooking, the process starts. You salivate and your guts get it in gear.
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