My god, why drink that Protestant stuff? It'll rot your insides and rust your soul. Switch to Jameson.
Thanks for straightening me out on that one, Albi. I know one Irish whiskey is considered "Catholic" and the other "Protestant" but I can't ever remember which is which.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.