Cheap Hams

[kd8dey]

I knew Hams had a reputation for being cheap but Jeebus.

Posted my Astron up for sale on the local Craigslist for cash and the only person that has responded was a ham wanting to trade either for a "Like new" electric chain saw OR for a 200w home stereo (Maybe throw in some speakers).

So How cheap are we? Maybe we should start a game to find out ??!!

40 questions "cheap ham" style

questions spanning anywhere from

"If you were operating DX trying to grab that elusive contact and your fuse blows (no replacement handy) would you

Wrap the fuse with the foil from your cigarette pack and keep operating
or
Run out and go get a pack of fuses?

TO

You find it medically necessary to get circumcised

Would you go to a Doctor or a Mohel? :)

[NA4BH]

Question.. Can I use the fuse for the circumcision?

[kd8dey]

Question.. Can I use the fuse for the circumcision?

Is the fuse for your electric turkey knife?

[NA4BH]

Which one. The single blade oscillating or the dual blade reciprocating? Or does that make a difference? ;)

[NQ6U]

You want a cheap ham? Here's a cheap ham for ya--$1.99 at Walgreens:

[WV6Z]

Oooo, looks like the circumcision went a bit bad for that ham........ Boneless, eh wot?

[NQ6U]

Oooo, looks like the circumcision went a bit bad for that ham........ Boneless, eh wot?

Boneless and cooked. Poor thing...

But, hey, he's got gelatin added and he's Danish, so it's not all bad.

[K7SGJ]

Was the fuse the only thing blown?

[kd8dey]

Was the fuse the only thing blown?

I would have to ask him or his wife :)

[kd8dey]

Which one. The single blade oscillating or the dual blade reciprocating? Or does that make a difference? ;)

The Dual blade would probably be faster (less pain) and produce a cleaner cut. You would also save money by not going out and buying the Buddy Hackett self circumcision kit.