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    I need a condom for my nose.....

    That, or two mini-tampons. I've got a minor cold -- but it's the messy type where my nose keeps dripping....dripping....dripping. Already been through a whole box of kleenex today. Can't take cold pills...they mess me up. Sigh. Wipe...sniff...wipe...sniff...wipe (get it on my hand, then it's wipewipewipe - never getting it all).....Argh!
    If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.

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    You need a Neti pot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suddenseer View Post
    You need a Neti pot.
    Yes! I have one and it works wonders. Kind of messy and a little disgusting but worth it.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Did you try snorting ephedra root?

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    Quote Originally Posted by suddenseer View Post
    You need a Neti pot.
    ...don't forget the will to use it. It's not the most natural of actions.

    "Bacon, Beans and Limousines"
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    Maybe you do need a condom.

    cul de n8tb
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    "...had a big fat nose, and knows where it goes."

    "Bacon, Beans and Limousines"
    "Actually, it's a Democratic Republic; Democratic comes first".
    Please don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is obviously me, But my attitude depends largely upon you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suddenseer View Post
    Maybe you do need a condom.
    I"d need something if I looked like that guy. Even without the make-up dick on his nose.
    If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.

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    Seriously, you can get a neti pot at a drug store. There is no medication involved, it cleans out the nasal cavity. I have one, and quit using medications for nasal leaking, and plugging. problems. I use a pinch of sea salt, and warm water.

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    Aladdin had a neti pot made of bronze, if you find it whatever you do DON'T try to polish it!
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