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    I need a condom for my nose.....

    That, or two mini-tampons. I've got a minor cold -- but it's the messy type where my nose keeps dripping....dripping....dripping. Already been through a whole box of kleenex today. Can't take cold pills...they mess me up. Sigh. Wipe...sniff...wipe...sniff...wipe (get it on my hand, then it's wipewipewipe - never getting it all).....Argh!
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    You need a Neti pot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suddenseer View Post
    You need a Neti pot.
    Yes! I have one and it works wonders. Kind of messy and a little disgusting but worth it.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suddenseer View Post
    You need a Neti pot.
    ...don't forget the will to use it. It's not the most natural of actions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suddenseer View Post
    You need a Neti pot.
    Yes. I have both the pot and the squeeze bottle. Prefer the squeeze bottle. That and the pot looks like yer putting a small d**k up yer nose. Or at least my wife says so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by w3bny View Post
    Yes. I have both the pot and the squeeze bottle. Prefer the squeeze bottle. That and the pot looks like yer putting a small d**k up yer nose. Or at least my wife says so.
    And what's wrong with that?? A lot of people like putting ducks up their noses. A Furry should be able to get behind that.
    Last edited by NQ6U; 12-08-2010 at 11:42 AM.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    And what's wrong with that?? A lot of people like putting ducks up their noses. A Furry should be able to get behind that.
    The only thing I ever stuck up my nose was a rolled up $100 bill. Yes, it was used as a tool for other purposes. I did it one time 30 years ago. Was up all night cleaning house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    And what's wrong with that?? A lot of people like putting ducks up their noses. A Furry should be able to get behind that.
    Well, f you in the nose, anyway!
    If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.

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    Did you try snorting ephedra root?

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    Maybe you do need a condom.

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