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    How A Woman Should Behave On A Date

    http://haphappy.com/2010/11/how-a-wo...ave-on-a-date/
    Don't be familiar with the headwaiter talking about the fun you had another time with someone else. Men deserve, desire your full attention.

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    That pretty much sums it up.

    EDIT TO ADD: Be obedient and STFU.
    Last edited by NA4BH; 11-29-2010 at 10:49 PM. Reason: RAT BITCHES
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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    EDIT TO ADD: Be obedient and STFU.
    They may as well get it out of their system on a date because you know once married
    that thought is out the window in a hurry.

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    Don't be conspicuous talking to other men. The last straw is to pass out from too much liquor. Chances are your date will never call you again!
    Gee, yah think?
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Gee, yah think?
    Not really. They were simply encouraging the kind of etiquette that was expected of a young lady of that era. If it seems extreme just imagine the kind of etiquette that was expected of a young lady of 1838, or...1738, 1638 or for that matter, 1138.

    Back in those days a womman had towo choices. Obey the rules or, find a guy like me who is very tolerant. Unfortunately thhese days I am not much of the romantic type.
    Last edited by n2ize; 11-30-2010 at 11:38 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    That pretty much sums it up.

    EDIT TO ADD: Be obedient and STFU.
    Add also...And make me my chicken pot pie beehatch

    Quote Originally Posted by N2KKM View Post
    Hello.

    Get too close to me and I'll humper thump your ass with my stiletto. I flat out do no consider an annoying man who gets too close to my stiletto to be an anal rape victim.
    Unless yer into that stilleto humping type of thing
    Yeah...I'm a furry...Deal with it!

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    Hello.

    The last part, pass out, do that now and you (she) gets the humper thumper.
    I flat out do not consider a woman who puts herself in such a position a rape victim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KA5PIU View Post
    Hello.

    The last part, pass out, do that now and you (she) gets the humper thumper.
    I flat out do not consider a woman who puts herself in such a position a rape victim.
    It doesn't matter what you think in this case, Rudy. The law would indeed consider it rape, as would most other people. I don't think this is the sort of thing you want to be saying in a public forum lest it come back upon you some day. Remember that nothing you post on the Internet ever truly goes away.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KA5PIU View Post
    Hello.

    The last part, pass out, do that now and you (she) gets the humper thumper.
    I flat out do not consider a woman who puts herself in such a position a rape victim.

    Hey! YOU jumped in front of my bullet!

    On topic,

    Trippy to see these social mores so illustrated. Some common sense, and applicable to either, some flat out wrong, (I happen to LIKE PDA) some obvious, would the chick call YOU back if YOU passed out?
    I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KA5PIU View Post
    Hello.

    The last part, pass out, do that now and you (she) gets the humper thumper.
    I flat out do not consider a woman who puts herself in such a position a rape victim.
    Hello.

    Get too close to me and I'll humper thump your ass with my stiletto. I flat out do no consider an annoying man who gets too close to my stiletto to be an anal rape victim.

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