Now that's some mighty fine steampunking.
Now that's some mighty fine steampunking.
A man once told me before he died
I know not whether the bastard lied
About a maiden with [...] so wide
That she could never be satisfied.
And so they fashioned a monstrous wheel
And to it fastened a [...] of steel
Two balls of brass they filled with cream
And the whole f'ing issue was run by steam.
Around and round went the monstrous wheel
And in and out went the [...] of steel
Until at last the maiden cried
Tarry a while I am satisfied.
Now this is the story as I heard it
There was no way of stopping it
The maid was torn from [...] to [...]
And the whole f'ing issue went up in shit.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
is that the original steely dan????
a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
There was a comedian talking about his Aunt Teak. She finally died at 110. She was so old that her vagina had mice. Her dildo dated back to the Elizabethan Age. It was so old it had a handle and a crank.
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
There Once was a guy named lil rick
went through life with a corkscrew [....]
his goal in life was the endless hunt
to find a woman with a corkscrew [....]
He finally found her
then fell dead
the son of a [...] had a left hand thread
Honorary Old Fart
Dirty Old Mans club Junior Auxillary
(Dirty Old Man in waiting)
Get off My Lawn.
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4 out of 5 Seniors Prefer the taste
of Alpo over other leading National Brands
And it has knobs, imagine that.Originally Posted by N2KKM
73 de Mike, N5RLR
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"I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged." -- Jackie Gleason
"It is my belief...that the truth is generally preferable to lies." -- Albus Dumbledore
Wow, lookss.... um, industrial strength. Give new meaning to Lube.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
You guys are sick, sick, SICK! (;->) The only reason I say that is because I don't have a copy of the Sunbeam Screwmaster ad I ran off on the mimeograph in high school.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
73 de Warren KB2VXA
Station powered by atomic energy, operator powered by natural gas.
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