For those of you who love steam power - NSFW

[W1GUH]

A man once told me before he died
I know not whether the bastard lied
About a maiden with [...] so wide
That she could never be satisfied.

And so they fashioned a monstrous wheel
And to it fastened a [...] of steel
Two balls of brass they filled with cream
And the whole f'ing issue was run by steam.

Around and round went the monstrous wheel
And in and out went the [...] of steel
Until at last the maiden cried
Tarry a while I am satisfied.

Now this is the story as I heard it
There was no way of stopping it
The maid was torn from [...] to [...]
And the whole f'ing issue went up in shit.

[kb2crk]

is that the original steely dan????

[kd8dey]

There Once was a guy named lil rick
went through life with a corkscrew [....]
his goal in life was the endless hunt
to find a woman with a corkscrew [....]
He finally found her
then fell dead
the son of a [...] had a left hand thread