Now this is real entertainment.
Now this is real entertainment.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
She needs to stop hanging out under statues.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Maury ain't some one trick pony,he got paternity testing too.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Originally Posted by WØTKX
The young lady needs to be introduced to the joy of shotguns & nuisance birds.
cul de n8tb
"Sadly, it always takes a few martyrs to get the ball rolling." Colonel Tim Boldman 2001
"There are no differences but differences of degree between different degrees of difference and no difference."--William James
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." Victor J. Stenger
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
Last year my town council passed an ordinance against feeding the flying garbage cans lovingly called seagulls... now you know why. It hasn't spoiled my fun however, during the summer Benny invasion they consistently ignore the signs. As I walk by I tell them "Please don't feed our seagulls, we don't go to your town to feed your rats." Soon enough it hits home as a fishing boat comes up the inlet followed by a flock of gulls as I watch from a safe distance them being distracted by Bennies tossing popcorn and then it happens... BOMBS AWAY!
If you think pigeon poop is bad, seagull poop smells like fish and I don't mean maybe.
Last edited by kb2vxa; 11-25-2010 at 06:25 PM.
"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
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