Last year my town council passed an ordinance against feeding the flying garbage cans lovingly called seagulls... now you know why. It hasn't spoiled my fun however, during the summer Benny invasion they consistently ignore the signs. As I walk by I tell them "Please don't feed our seagulls, we don't go to your town to feed your rats." Soon enough it hits home as a fishing boat comes up the inlet followed by a flock of gulls as I watch from a safe distance them being distracted by Bennies tossing popcorn and then it happens... BOMBS AWAY!
If you think pigeon poop is bad, seagull poop smells like fish and I don't mean maybe.
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