What will work best?

[kc7jty]

I gave my phone # out a couple times on the internet, now I'm getting those credit card interest rate reduction calls again.
Think next time I get someone (male or female) I'm going to act horny, and with a low sincere voice ask if I can have anal sex with them. Never tried that before.
I did the foul, in a rage, name calling, but it seemed to take a while before they got the message.

Best one was the time a woman got her supervisor to handle a difficult person who wanted to be removed from their list. After waiting a minute this smug ass intellectual psychology major type comes on, like I'm getting free therapy. I told him "it would be nice if they could remove me from their calling list, but I know that would be an impossibility"
He says real smugly "I can do that right now" with this having power over me thing in his voice.
After 1/10 of a second I very calmly but positively said:
"On second thought leave me on the list, then every time you call I can savor telling you to go Fuck Yourself.

...never called back.