Didn't you represent them in court? I'm sure you're a lawyer too.
No, but he'd swoop in and rescue them from the clutches of the Evil Principal at the last minute in his APU-equipped Bell Model 47, then whisk them off to a madrassa in Neuevo Laredo.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.