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    No, they won't tell you it's optional, but it is. They cannot force you to go thru the xray backscatter scanner. The alternative is a "full hands" pat down, which I find just as intrusive, but I make it as awkward for them as they do for me. I will not participate, and I will be as obnoxious about it as I need to be. I have a real chip on my shoulder for the TSA and I hope they all choke to death on their bullshit. But ask me how I really feel.

    Prior to 9-11, I used to fly from Orlando to Newark every Tuesday morning and return late that evening. I'd drive up to the airport an hour before my flight, walk directly to the gate, check in, and fly the 2 hours to Newark. After 9-11 it became a two hour ordeal. I understand the need for increased security, but air travel needs to return to taxi cab status, as far as I'm concerned. We can't live forever. :)

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    Next time I fly I'm shoving a plastic baggie in my twat with a note inside that says "Made you look!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by N2KKM View Post
    Next time I fly I'm shoving a plastic baggie in my twat with a note inside that says "Made you look!"
    ORLY...Go for the gold and do that eggie thing that they do in the PI...or so I am told.
    Yeah...I'm a furry...Deal with it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by w3bny View Post
    ORLY...Go for the gold and do that eggie thing that they do in the PI...or so I am told.
    That takes balls.

    Two of them, as a matter of fact.

    Ben-Wa variety ought to do nicely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by w3bny View Post
    ORLY...Go for the gold and do that eggie thing that they do in the PI...or so I am told.
    Linky? I have no clue what you're talking about.

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    Naked pictures of me could definitely be considered a threat to homeland security.
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KJ6BSO View Post
    Naked pictures of me could definitely be considered a threat to homeland security.
    Oh I dunno. I've seen you nekkid and you're not that bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N2KKM View Post
    Oh I dunno. I've seen you nekkid and you're not that bad.
    Shhh! You promised you wouldn't tell anybody as long as I wouldn't mention...well, you know...
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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    Besides, you both signed the release forms for the movie... you were NOT of sound mind and body, but you signed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WØTKX View Post
    Besides, you both signed the release forms for the movie... you were NOT of sound mind and body, but you signed. ]
    I'm tellin' ya, you should have seen Kelli and Charles. I mean, I didn't think that was physically possible...
    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

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