I had this guy in my store tonight who wouldn't leave. At first he was acting like he was interested in buying stuff but then it became obvious he was wanting other things.
Besides "It's an hour past closing and I want to go home now." and "Sorry, I'm a lesbian," what is the one thing a girl can say to you guys that make you get the message clearly?
It was kind of a creepy and scary experience to be honest...
Tell them that your "boyfriend" just got out of prison and is very jealous and he should be coming by anytime to take you home. That would work for me.
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
a kick in the nutz always says no.
I Got "Warts"??!!
Honorary Old Fart
Dirty Old Mans club Junior Auxillary
(Dirty Old Man in waiting)
Get off My Lawn.
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"I bet *my* cock is bigger then yours, shall we go in back and compare?"
If that's too racey, then some variation on BH's b/f on the way.
That all is assuming "No", "sorry I'm taken", "F off" type stuff didnt work.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
911 should do the trick. If not, then a .45 caliber no would get his attention.
When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence. — GARY LLOYD
The nation we live in is the nation we have built by design, each successive generation raising the wall of tyranny a little higher. - Chris Griffin
How about "Are you afraid of committment?"
Try "Say hello to my little friend!"
Last edited by NQ6U; 10-28-2010 at 09:04 PM.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
You: How do you feel about children?
Him: I like them.
You: Good, I have 8. All from different fathers, and you wouldn't *believe* how good the courts are once I walk in with the paternity test papers that Maury gives me.
Get some fangs, and bare them?
Sorry, I'm booked, and you couldn't afford it, you worm!
Keep an air horn handy, and some pepper spray.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
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