Here's a word to add you your vocabulary -

[W1GUH]

Sanctimommy

The definition is lacking in some requirements:

Big-ass SUV
Cell-phone surgically attached to hand and ear
Water Bottle
Soccer kids
etc.

[N2CHX]

Oh gawd, I know some other moms like that.

[N8YX]

That kind are favorite targets for loud motorcycle pipes.

Hang the phone up and drive, dammit. You're in a car, not a phone booth.

[w3bny]

That kind are favorite targets for loud motorcycle pipes.

Hang the phone up and drive, dammit. You're in a car, not a phone booth.

or at least a Stebel Nautilus Ear Cannon

on edit

I luffs mah Stebel! Wanna get heard, add a Stebel nautilus to your ride!

http://www.twistedthrottle.com/trade/productview/2137/

[KG4CGC]

OK. Some decibels may be required.
LOL!

[W1GUH]

That kind are favorite targets for loud motorcycle pipes.

Hang the phone up and drive, dammit. You're in a car, not a phone booth.

They're not only targets, but damned good justification to be as loud as possible! Like the bumper sticker says, "Loud pipes save lives."

[w3bny]

They're not only targets, but damned good justification to be as loud as possible! Like the bumper sticker says, "Loud pipes save lives."

I prefer the shirt that says...

If loud pipes save lives, imagine what knowing how to ride would do!

[al2n]

Some of the worst ones I know do not even have kids.

The rest of that word list is worth reading.

[KG4CGC]

It's the tone and pitch that cuts through the noise, not the decibels.

[w3bny]

I kept the OEM horns on Saphira and added the Stebel as an adjunct. Gud-n-obnoxious!