Big Three Merger

[suddenseer]

There's just no new jokes any more.

One day in a well known west coast coffee house, Rene Descartes appeared as if out of thin air. He looked a bit confused and disturbed. Fate would have it he was next in line. The clerk, not startled by the sudden appearance asked the great mathematician/philosopher/physicist if he wanted space at the top of his cup to add cream, sugar, or flavored syrups.
"I think not", snapped Descartes. He then faded from view.