Hell and cool in the same sentence. Subtlety is not lost.Originally Posted by kf0rt
Hell, you're cool, barkeep. I'm just glad they're merging with YouTube and not MySpace.
Hell and cool in the same sentence. Subtlety is not lost.Hell, you're cool, barkeep. I'm just glad they're merging with YouTube and not MySpace.
a new version of an old joke.
a few years ago dolly parton was in atlanta working on a buy out of harris teeters, piggly wiggly, and big lots.
the new company was to be called Big Wiggly Teeters
a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
There's just no new jokes any more.
I heard this one about a chicken crossing the road but I can't remember the punchline.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
One day in a well known west coast coffee house, Rene Descartes appeared as if out of thin air. He looked a bit confused and disturbed. Fate would have it he was next in line. The clerk, not startled by the sudden appearance asked the great mathematician/philosopher/physicist if he wanted space at the top of his cup to add cream, sugar, or flavored syrups.
"I think not", snapped Descartes. He then faded from view.
cul de n8tb
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