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  1. 09-30-2010, 04:30 PM #1
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    Sex Sells ...

    ... cereal!
    http://www.thestar.com/sports/footba...ts-to-sex-line
    A few weeks ago, the gleeful NFL villain debuted his own cereal line in Cincinnati – OCHOCINCOs. The breakfast treat was designed in part to push support to the player’s pet charity, called Feed the Children.
    On Thursday morning, the cereal was pulled from shelves after an area parent attempted to call the toll-free number on the box – 1-800-HELP-FTC.
    When Tara Sand called, she got the following message: “Wanna get off with the sluttiest girls your imagination can dream up?”
    Cringingly, someone got their 800-prefixes mixed up. Instead of the charity hotline, the number directs callers to a sex chat line. The correct number begins with 888.
    Funny stuff but now, like Super Bowl halftime shows, there will never be another NFL cereal due to this "toll free number malfunction!"
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    He should rename them prostituties. They don't snap, crackle, or pop. They just lay there and bang away.
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    prostituties


    I was thinking "Trix" or "Banana Nut Hunch".
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    Couldn't have happened to a nicer ocho cinco.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    He should rename them prostituties. They don't snap, crackle, or pop. They just lay there and bang away.
    Swear I haven't heard that line in 20 years.

    Are you OLD or something? Wanna play some checkers? :rofl:
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    Quote Originally Posted by kf0rt View Post
    Swear I haven't heard that line in 20 years.

    Are you OLD or something? Wanna play some checkers? :rofl:
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    Bocce Ball anyone?
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    All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
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    Parcheesi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    Parcheesi.
    Oh jeez! That is olde.
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