Soldering here, and I had to switch hands. So, pass it under the antenna leads, feed the power wire for the iron, put it into my other hand, and...

CRAP!!@#!!#$*&^@$(*&!#!@#!@!!!!ELEVEN!!1

Somehow, I passed the iron in between my index finger and middle finger, grabbing a hold of it nice and tight with my knuckles.

Thank god for Aloe plants...