I've heard it, I've heard it!
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says 'Hey, what is this? A joke?'"
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
steeplechase can be a painful eventOriginally Posted by K7SGJ
a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Sucks, man. Got a new issue of Playboy the other day, and I'd already heard all the jokes.
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says 'Hey, what is this? A joke?'"
Hello.
Cow, a simple and short name for all cattle.
Dick, a simple and short name for detective.
What is short for Cattle Detective?
http://www.texasmonthly.com/2006-05-01/webextra3.php
Cow Dicking?
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
Stump breaking?
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
Cattle Prodder?
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
Bovine Dirty Sanchez?
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
Cows can't have dicks . But if they did , instead of mooing , they'd say .....
wait for it ....
"Soooooooo!"
I won't question your Creator's wisdom , but you are responsible for your own actions .
Russ, W5RB
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