I've heard it, I've heard it!
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says 'Hey, what is this? A joke?'"
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Sucks, man. Got a new issue of Playboy the other day, and I'd already heard all the jokes.Originally Posted by KJ6BSO
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says 'Hey, what is this? A joke?'"
steeplechase can be a painful event
a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Hello.
Cow, a simple and short name for all cattle.
Dick, a simple and short name for detective.
What is short for Cattle Detective?
http://www.texasmonthly.com/2006-05-01/webextra3.php
Cow Dicking?
Bragging again?
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Hello.
What is there to brag about, that guy got caught!
and, that kid wanted to be an American Cowboy and was disillusioned by what he saw, fat cats getting bigger while the worker was held down.
I never liked the American Cowboy.
My contact with all of this comes from my Mexican roots.
If anything, I am a Vaquero!
I learned to operate a tractor in East Germany and refined my skills in Sinaloa Mexico.
White kids scared me, still do, Mexicans are where I feel in my element.
Stump breaking?
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
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