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    Quote Originally Posted by W5RB View Post
    Cows can't have dicks . But if they did , instead of mooing , they'd say .....




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    "Soooooooo!"
    Then how do you explain all of those billboards on I-75 in Florida advertising for an RV sales lot, which read "Bob the Cow says..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by W4RLR View Post
    Then how do you explain all of those billboards on I-75 in Florida advertising for an RV sales lot, which read "Bob the Cow says..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by KA5PIU View Post
    Hello.

    Cow, a simple and short name for all cattle.
    Dick, a simple and short name for detective.

    What is short for Cattle Detective?
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    Quote Originally Posted by W4RLR View Post
    Then how do you explain all of those billboards on I-75 in Florida advertising for an RV sales lot, which read "Bob the Cow says..."
    Simple. Advertising schmucks think they're too smart for the rest of us, and that we won't notice little things like that.

    Besides, Bob could be short for Roberta.
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    Bob is a boy cow. Boy cows don't give milk.
    Remember the milk or cereal commercial where the woman is at the kitchen window and asks her husband if their guest knows that the cow he placed his cereal bowl under is a boy cow? It started with the guest pouring a bowl of cereal and noticing that there is no milk in the fridge. Damn City Bois!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Bob is a boy cow. Boy cows don't give milk. < snip >
    Oh, bull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    Oh, bull.
    Are you saying that boy cows do give milk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Are you saying that boy cows do give milk?
    No, I'm saying that a male bovine, ie a boy cow, is a bull.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    No, I'm saying that a male bovine, ie a boy cow, is a bull.
    and that is no bull......


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    Quote Originally Posted by W3WN View Post
    No, I'm saying that a male bovine, ie a boy cow, is a bull.
    Are you sure? Because I know a lady who mates cows.
    And horses.
    And her chickens, the only hens in the area to produce green eggs. I told her that she probably had high copper in her well.

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