I've heard it, I've heard it!
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says 'Hey, what is this? A joke?'"
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
steeplechase can be a painful eventOriginally Posted by K7SGJ
a yankee living in the hind end of the bible belt
some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Sucks, man. Got a new issue of Playboy the other day, and I'd already heard all the jokes.
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar together. The bartender takes one look at them and says 'Hey, what is this? A joke?'"
Hello.
Cow, a simple and short name for all cattle.
Dick, a simple and short name for detective.
What is short for Cattle Detective?
http://www.texasmonthly.com/2006-05-01/webextra3.php
Cow Dicking?
Stump breaking?
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
Bovine Dirty Sanchez?
"Friendships come in strange packages
The best ones are opened with a smile"
NA4BH '15
Cows can't have dicks . But if they did , instead of mooing , they'd say .....
wait for it ....
"Soooooooo!"
I won't question your Creator's wisdom , but you are responsible for your own actions .
Russ, W5RB
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