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    Island Godfather NA4BH's Avatar
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    WOULD YOU BLOW ME?

    Seeing as how is the youngest's 21st birthday today. I ran across some one that would not eat birthday cake because the candles were blown out over the cake. Is that weird, or am I?

    They claim the cake was spit upon during the candle ceremony.
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    I don't know. I left orders (more of a request) on my way into the canyon one day
    recently that should I catch fire while up there (the canyon was on fire at the time...still is)
    that I be stuck into a cute blond's birthday cake and tell her to blow me....out that is.

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    Sure, but the candles burn at 7687 degrees Kelvin. It says right on the candle box it has a sterilization radius of pie squared. In your case it would obviously be cake squared. So the chance of getting sick or pregnant from contamination while performing a candle blow job is very slim.

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    An electric candle blower will fix everything.
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    next time use a fire extinguisher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    Sure, but the candles burn at 7687 degrees Kelvin. It says right on the candle box it has a sterilization radius of pie squared. In your case it would obviously be cake squared. So the chance of getting sick or pregnant from contamination while performing a candle blow job is very slim.
    Who's hindquarters did you pull those numbers out of?

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    My last birthday cake did not have candles, when my wife was told that lighting that many candles would require a permit from the Florida Department of Forestry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Who's hindquarters did you pull those numbers out of?
    They are on the box, however my eyes are a little cloudy as I'm smokin a fatty in another thread. Might be a decimal in there, or hell, it might even be part of the manufacturers phone number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K7SGJ View Post
    They are on the box, however my eyes are a little cloudy as I'm smokin a fatty in another thread. Might be a decimal in there, or hell, it might even be part of the manufacturers phone number.
    It's all in how your sausage is rolled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W4RLR View Post
    My last birthday cake did not have candles, when my wife was told that lighting that many candles would require a permit from the Florida Department of Forestry.
    On my last birthday, my wife said f the wax candles, and made me a cake with napalm icing. By the time they finished singing happy birthday, I had 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.

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