You may be okay. If you used Jack Squat or Jack Shit with the diet cola, no problem. Since you didn't specify, we will hold hope for you. If per chance you used Jack Daniels, what the fuck were you thinking?
Ummm.....ok.....
It was Jack Daniels. Gentlemen Jack actually. Now you know why I had to confess.
I am out of rum and was too lazy to walk to the liquor store (2 blocks away).
"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it." - George Orwell