Forgive me Barkeep, for I have sinned......

[n2ize]

Bottles for weapons....

I was in a bar one night where I was a regular, and the two bartenders were very hot ladies named Dawn and Monique. At one point a (drunk) patron approched Monique and very belligerantly argued that he'd only had 6 drinks, not the 7 she claimed. She grabbed a bottle and slammed it down on the bar in a gesture that said she really meant business and went on to inform the drunk that "I'm sober and you're not." He eventually paid up. But the way she grabbed the bottle and held it was outta here sexy!!!!

Pity the place got sold and both she and Dawn (and a hot waitress) got canned.

It's a shame that Monique wasn't drunk. She was missing out on sonmmething beautiful

[W1GUH]

It's a shame that Monique wasn't drunk. She was missing out on sonmmething beautiful

Oh....I'm sure that later on she was shit-faced. Could have also been "using and expression."