What's the difference between a hooker, a lover, and a spouse?
When you're in the, ah, throws of passion:
The hooker says "faster, faster, c'mon, you can do it, go for broke, faster!"
The lover says "oh, take your time, go slow, make it last"
And the spouse says...
"Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, DC
Cutch 300!!!!!
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
While shes filing her nails...talking on the phone....etc.etc.etc.
Last edited by W1GUH; 09-13-2010 at 12:38 PM.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
But somehow... You guys keep coming back for more.
Something about a television on my head?
Iduuno.
I've enjoyed island life for 17 years. That's 13 years more than the Confederacy was around.
RIP Albi
When do you tell a woman you're a ham?
It's a jungle out there. Many EQ stupidly with poor articulation.
~TKX
YIAH
"And, of course, the Gym Teacher being his usual self."
W3WN
"The enablers ride on the top of the pile."
WZ7U
Tell her to let you look at the ceiling next time . It might liven things up .
I won't question your Creator's wisdom , but you are responsible for your own actions .
Russ, W5RB
And you know how to tell when the spouse has an orgasm? She drops her nail file.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Wow, I feel sorry for you guys. lolOriginally Posted by KJ6BSO
How do you tell when the spouse died?
Sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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