What's the difference between a hooker, a lover, and a spouse?
When you're in the, ah, throws of passion:
The hooker says "faster, faster, c'mon, you can do it, go for broke, faster!"
The lover says "oh, take your time, go slow, make it last"
And the spouse says...
"Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
While shes filing her nails...talking on the phone....etc.etc.etc.
Last edited by W1GUH; 09-13-2010 at 12:38 PM.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
But somehow... You guys keep coming back for more.
Only til the hormones stop raging. Best freaquin' part of being an OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally Posted by N2KKM
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Something about a television on my head?
Iduuno.
Tell her to let you look at the ceiling next time . It might liven things up .
I won't question your Creator's wisdom , but you are responsible for your own actions .
Russ, W5RB
And you know how to tell when the spouse has an orgasm? She drops her nail file.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Wow, I feel sorry for you guys. lol
So do I... :rofl:
"People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs" -AD5MB
"If someone tells you he believes in and talks to an invisible bunny named Harvey, you put him on medication and a regimen of therapy. If someone tells you he believes in and talks to God, well, that's perfectly acceptable. Why that's the case is impossible for me to fathom." - WP2XX
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How do you tell when the spouse died?
Sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.
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