Why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
What is the difference between a young woman from Long Island and a bowl of Jell-O? Jell-O will move when you eat it.
73 de Richard W4RLR
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