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    I KNOW WHAT THEIR SECRET IS

    As I was flying back into Atlanta, I was looking out the window and saw a very strange sight. It was a corn field that was sculpted into a maze. The maze had a theme. They are being very tight lipped about the creation, so will I. Check this place out. They do something different each year.

    Southern Belle Farms

    Check back with them to see how the field turned out. All I can say is DAYUMM.....


    Check out their previous year mazes too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Ever have sex in a corn field?
    Nope. Sounds like it involves corn. I'd prefer corn oil...
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    Quote Originally Posted by N2NH View Post
    Nope. Sounds like it involves corn. I'd prefer corn oil...
    The corn does ... watch. Imagine all the corn you've eaten in your life that's seen sex.

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    That would make it some fscking good corn........ RIGHT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    That would make it some fscking good corn........ RIGHT?
    Sounds like corn fish to me. But I've been told I have a one track mind...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    That would make it some fscking good corn........ RIGHT?


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    Or would it be ..................... Wait for it....................


    Cream Corn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Ever have sex in a corn field?
    No, but my ex-father-in-law never grew corn.

    He did have some nice hay fields, but the now-ex always chickened out. Which made me wonder why she would suggest it in the first place.

    BTW, if you ever plan to have sex on the beach (assuming that you don't already know this, of course) bring a blanket. Otherwise sand gets into everywhere and everything, and I do mean everywhere and everything. It's a real headache to rinse it ALL out...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NA4BH View Post
    Or would it be ..................... Wait for it....................


    Cream Corn?
    I think you and Charles just put off corn for a week or two. Especially after reading the Sue and the Gang thread on the ZED.
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