The alphabet TV news

[kc7jty]

I'll occasionally watch at least a few minutes of the, broadcast over the air, evening news if there's absolutely nothing else doing. (I'm too cheap to have cable)

Usually I ask myself why did I bother to turn this jizwash on after just a couple minutes?
Well, ever notice that the Sunday alphabet TV evening news is even worse? Whoever the brainless, panzy, suck ass, dumb fuck, douche lemmings that watch that crap during the week are, they're even more brainless, panzy, suck ass, and dumb fuck douche for some reason on Sunday, so I never bother.

these are a hoot:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panzy
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jiz
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=douchebag

[N7YA]

What is this "TV news" thing you speak of? Never watch the shit.

[kc7jty]

What is this "TV news" thing you speak of? Never watch the shit.

I can see you hold a higher, purer, & holier plane that the rest of us dumb f/clucks.

[N7YA]

I dont know about all that, but i will link my lack of tv news to a lack of desire to put a cold barrel in my mouth every morning.

[kc7jty]

I dont know about all that, but i will link my lack of tv news to a lack of desire to put a cold barrel in my mouth every morning.

clearly, you have spoken well on this one.

[N7YA]

:)

By the way, i like the upgrade edits there...its very important that 'douchebag' was added, in my opinion at least.

[kc7jty]

You just lost 10 points. I used douche, and according to the Urban Dictionary the two are not to be confused.

[N7YA]

But....i see 'douchebag' up there.

[KG4CGC]

I used douche

Set up alert!
Set up alert!

[kc7jty]

But....i see 'douchebag' up there.

my bad