Female in the kitchen.

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

A woman who can only be called what she is, a food destroyer, wanted to come over.
The first thing that this female wants to do is set her purse on the food prep table.
This would not be so bad, except a woman takes her purse into the bathroom and sets it on the floor, but wait! there's more!
You can Smell that thing when she brings it!
To open it reminds me of a garbage truck.
She will open it, and pull out this matted mess of what she calls recipes.
Season to taste is totally lost on her, spices are sugar and salt!
She also carries this wooden spoon, in that filthy purse, her lucky purse.
Anyhow, I have decided that this is not what I want, to die is one thing but,,,,,,.
Bottom line is that miss emotions (daughter) is all upset and screaming on the front lawn.
So it is sex and botulism, and an upset belly as well as fried taste buds, or safety and sanity.
My only hope, it will start raining! ;)

[kc7jty]

http://www.poetry.com/

enter it, you might win something...

[ki4itv]

You're right Bill, but I'm thinking he's serious.
Like OCD serious.

Rudy, you OK dude?
wash once, rinse twice. done.;)

[n2ize]

okay

[KA5PIU]

Hello.

She left an hour later, after getting into an argument with a neighbour.
But, no tail! and she is good in bed!
Her mother came over to she what she was to marry, except I knew nothing about it.
This is a pair of the brainless, like blonds except that this is the Latina models.
I met them a few years ago when they had the engine on the pickup freeze, and overheat due to lack of water, in the middle of winter.
The hubby from that marriage is in the pen, again, somebody who I had worked with.
Anyhow, they were being thrown out of their mobile home after the breakup.
Somehow, I got involved with her a few weeks back, not bad until she brings her mother.
Last night it all came to a head, her mother wants to move in!

[KG4CGC]

Get away, stay away, RUN AWAY!

[kf0rt]

That's just a dog away from a C&W hit.

[NQ6U]

That's just a dog away from a C&W hit.

Almost--he has to throw a train in there somewhere, too.

[ki4itv]

Almost--he has to throw a train in there somewhere, too.

I have a feeling that's coming if mom moves in...;)

[NQ6U]

I have a feeling that's coming if mom moves in...;)

Good point!