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    Atomic Buffalo Turds

    They taste better than the name would suggest.

    12 fresh jalapeno peppers
    12 slices of bacon
    24 little smokies
    1 package of cream cheese (room temperature)
    2 tsp paprika
    1 tsp cayenne pepper
    Sweet barbecue rub

    Cut the peppers in half length ways, scoop out the seeds. Mix the cream cheese, paprika and cayenne together and then fill the peppers with it. Lay a little smokie on the cheese and then wrap the pepper in a half slice of bacon. Sprinkle with BBQ rub and smoke at 250 degrees for a couple hours or until the bacon is crisp.

    You can vary the filling with just about anything you have on hand. I have used smoked salmon, pulled pork, and just cream cheese by itself. Been making these for awhile now and they are a hit at any gathering.
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    Men should not name foods, clearly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by al2n View Post
    They taste better than the name would suggest.

    12 fresh jalapeno peppers
    12 slices of bacon
    24 little smokies
    1 package of cream cheese (room temperature)
    2 tsp paprika
    1 tsp cayenne pepper
    Sweet barbecue rub

    Cut the peppers in half length ways, scoop out the seeds. Mix the cream cheese, paprika and cayenne together and then fill the peppers with it. Lay a little smokie on the cheese and then wrap the pepper in a half slice of bacon. Sprinkle with BBQ rub and smoke at 250 degrees for a couple hours or until the bacon is crisp.

    You can vary the filling with just about anything you have on hand. I have used smoked salmon, pulled pork, and just cream cheese by itself. Been making these for awhile now and they are a hit at any gathering.
    Sounds like a good bowel cleaner.

    Jalapeno hot poppers are usually enough to do the job , but all that extra grease from the smokeys/bacon to boot....Honey we don't need to paint the Bathroom, I Just spackled!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kd8dey View Post
    Sounds like a good bowel cleaner.

    Jalapeno hot poppers are usually enough to do the job , but all that extra grease from the smokeys/bacon to boot....Honey we don't need to paint the Bathroom, I Just spackled!!
    Wait till you see my fatty recipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KG4CGC View Post
    Men should not name foods, clearly.
    Least he didnt name them Hawt chubbeh bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by w3bny View Post
    Least he didnt name them Hawt chubbeh bitches
    Wait until the inevitable "Super Bowl Menu" thread!

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    I like Moose Munch. There are also treats called Moose Droppings, usually chocolate covered almonds that look like, you know...moose turds. Mighty tasty though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by w3bny View Post
    Least he didnt name them Hawt chubbeh bitches
    The thing about Hawt Chubbeh Bitches that makes them so fun is that when you think you have enjoyed every square inch, you then find new and unexplored territory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by W4RLR View Post
    here are also treats called Moose Droppings, usually chocolate covered almonds that look like, you know...moose turds. Mighty tasty though.
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm moose turds....
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    Quote Originally Posted by W4RLR View Post
    The thing about Hawt Chubbeh Bitches that makes them so fun is that when you think you have enjoyed every square inch, you then find new and unexplored territory.
    Aint that the truth..

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    I GOT IT!! Hawt chubby bitches..

    Poblano peppers stuffed with a mexican chorizo and potato mixture then dipped in a egg batter/panko flakes and quick fried. No cheese no sauce so it isnt a "chile relleno" per se.
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