I would hate to have had one of those when I was married to the 1st wife. When she got mad she ran for the sharp things. Probably would be headless by the looks of them...Really.
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I would hate to have had one of those when I was married to the 1st wife. When she got mad she ran for the sharp things. Probably would be headless by the looks of them...Really.
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“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
I would've hated to have that when I was with wife #1. When she got mad, she ran for the sharp knives. I'd probably be headless right now... Really.![]()
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“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
My experience with the slap-chop gimmick is that it does not cut so much as mash what you are trying to mince or chop. Man up and use a chef's pattern or, as Dave suggested, a mezzaluna that you can sharpen with a ceramic rod.
Real men just use a rock and are happy to have it. Ask Charles.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Actually, real men eat onions like an apple, skin and all.
Last edited by W1GUH; 04-27-2011 at 07:39 PM.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
Maybe I've left out an important piece of information. I didn't get the slap chop -- I found a great chopper at Williams-Sonoma. THAT's what I'm reviewing.
As far as trying it on my nuts...well, the one I have doesn't do nuts, so I'm out of luck there.
If it's a war on drugs, then free the POW's.
It'll slap them nuts up. You're gonna love'm!