Sounds like my first wife.Originally Posted by KG4CGC
Sounds like my first wife.
All the world’s a stage, but obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
I thought Vince said you'd love his nuts? That's why I haven't bought it. I haven't run out of my own yet.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
I had an ex girl friend like that. She never told me she was a paranoid schizophrenic with a tendency towards killing. She had a collection of very expensive hand made Bowie knives and several times she tried to kill me with one of them. I broke up with her when she started applying for a gun permit.I would've hated to have that when I was with wife #1. When she got mad, she ran for the sharp knives. I'd probably be headless right now... Really.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
I have had the same problems with these new fangled food choppers and food processors. They turn the stuff into a paste. I use a regular knife. It takes a little bit longer but it works the best.
I keep my 2 feet on the ground, and my head in the twilight zone.
As far as onion tears, I use ski goggles, and chop away.
Pause the chopping and turn my head to take a breath.
Easy peasy. And the mezzaluna makes it go faster.
Last edited by WØTKX; 05-01-2011 at 09:33 AM.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
The way to use a food processor is to pulse. One or two seconds at a time and check the coarseness. It is designed to greatly speed up the chopping or slicing depending on the blade. I like the plastic blade for dough.
So, until the gun permit thing, the knives were a turn on?
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I think he was Harold as portrayed by Bud Cort.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
I'm going with yes, and arriving at that assumption was not particularly difficult after reading literally thousands of post by John over the years.So, until the gun permit thing, the knives were a turn on?
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