Dunno. I guess you'll have to ask Vince's nuts.
Dunno. I guess you'll have to ask Vince's nuts.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
I suggest an ancient design... mezzaluna choppa!
Some have multiple blades...
I have a cheap one... found it at Target.
"Where would we be without the agitators of the world to attach the electrodes
of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?" ~ Professor "Dick" Soloman
That thing looks lethal!Originally Posted by WØTKX
I suggest an ancient design... mezzaluna choppa!
Some have multiple blades...
I have a cheap one... found it at Target.
I used the single blade original version to finely chop mulukhiyah as a child starting at age 8. We converted a large piece of butcher block just for the job as it was chopped right away in bulk as soon as we harvested it. It was a big job and I was paid 25 cents to chop it all down to about a bushel when all's said and done.I suggest an ancient design... mezzaluna choppa!
Some have multiple blades...
I have a cheap one... found it at Target.
I have one of those from Alaska Cutlery. Every-time I look at it I have the weirdest urge to skin a whale.I suggest an ancient design... mezzaluna choppa!
Some have multiple blades...
I have a cheap one... found it at Target.
That thing is sharp
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The best ones are opened with a smile"
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I would hate to have had one of those when I was married to the 1st wife. When she got mad she ran for the sharp things. Probably would be headless by the looks of them...Really.
“The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."
--Philip K. Dick
Every time I call 'DSG "Slap chops", she gets hugely pissed off.
Is that any good? You decide...
"Everyone wants to be an AM Gangsta until it's time to start doing AM Gangsta shit."
I wouldn't do that if I were you. She ever dumps your butt in the street, there'll be a line of suitors around the block as soon as the word gets around.
“Nobody is going to feel sorry for us. 90% of the people don’t care, the other 10% are glad it happened.” — Clint Hurdle, 2019
BAN THE DH!
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall down.
Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in, it must go out.
"The 2020 election wasn't stolen, and speaking the truth is only a crime in countries ruled by tyrants" - Liz Cheney
“Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfed.” — Bernie Sanders
Only sissies can't chop onions with a good chef's knife. My sole concession to modernity is that I like to use one of those flexible, plastic sheets on which to do the chopping -- makes it easier to shuffle the onion mince (or dice) into whatever vessel is required.
My xyl (who is an admitted sissy) has one of those chop-a-slop gadgets. It mashes the onion mince, making a wet mass of mashed bits laced through with strings and strips of onion skins (the very thin membranes between the layers). One hell of a mess.
Smart people work smarter, not harder :p
When I do an onion, I cut the ends and remove the skin, THEN throw it in the chopper. No mess. It's not that I CAN'T chop it with a knife, it's that if I want it finely chopped, the chopper thing is much, much faster. With three kids and everything else I've got going on, if I can get it done faster, all the better when it comes to cooking.
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